Various jokes I found on the web – enjoy…
Q: How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?
Q: What did the judge say when the stinkbug walked into his office?
A: Odor! Odor! in the court
Q: What do bee’s say on a hot day?
A: “swarm isn’t it?”
Q: Why do spiders spin webs?
A: Because they can’t knit!
Q: Why should you not invite uncles to a picnic?
A: Answer: Because then they will bring the ants! Ha Ha!
Q: What’s did the fly say when he was at the bar?
A: Pardon me, but is this stool taken?
Q: What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?
A: Bugs Bunny !
Q: What kind of wig can hear?
A: An earwig!
Q: How are foreign religions divided?
A: In sects
Q: Have you heard about the mother weevil who had twin sons….one of them went out to the west coast and became a big movie star and made lots of money, the other stayed home and did nothing but eat cotton and get on people’s nerves…needless to say that the one who stayed home was considered the lesser of the two weevils.
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito drops off you when you die!
Q: What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Q: What do ants take to relieve heartburn?
Q: What kind of bee makes milk?
A: A Boobie
Q: What bee is good for your health?
A: Vitamin bee
Q: What’s more dangerous than being with a fool?
A: Fooling with a BEE!!!
Q: What’s smarter than a talking parrot?
A: A spelling bee.
Q: What is the last thing to go through a bug’s mind when it hits your windshield?
A: It’s abdomen!
I just bought an ant farm, but the problem is finding tractors small enough for it!
Q. What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
A. A mosquito can fly, but a fly can’t mosquito
Q: What do you call 2 spiders who just got married?
Q.What did the spider do on the computer?
A. Made a website
Q. What did the butterfly get to drink at the bar?
A. A nectar on the rocks
Q. How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. No one knows. Every time the lights come on they scatter!!
Q: What do you call a bee born in May?
A: A Maybee
Q: Why did Mrs. Firefly get arrested?
A: For indecent exposure (flashing).
A West Virginia chemical company will open a $15 million insecticide unit to replace one that was destroyed in a 1993 explosion that released 45,000 pounds of toxins into the environment. Company officials said they are confident that they have finally gotten all the bugs out.