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OK it only took me a year to sink to this level, 650 postings and this is my low point – Bug Porn. How did it happen? I typed in the word bug into google and somewhere down on page 10 or so up (bad choice of word here) popped some video mentioning bug porn. Of course I had to check it out and guess what, there is a lot of it out there. Go figure!
As I watched the video and a few others ( I think I’m addicted), I started to laugh at the possibility that this could increase my website stats and get more activity to my blog. So visit often and check out the bug sex!!! Thanks to the folks that took the time to make the video’s – I think!
Various jokes I found on the web – enjoy…
Q: How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?
Q: What did the judge say when the stinkbug walked into his office?
A: Odor! Odor! in the court
Q: What do bee’s say on a hot day?
A: “swarm isn’t it?”
Q: Why do spiders spin webs?
A: Because they can’t knit!
Q: Why should you not invite uncles to a picnic?
A: Answer: Because then they will bring the ants! Ha Ha!
Q: What’s did the fly say when he was at the bar?
A: Pardon me, but is this stool taken?
Q: What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?
A: Bugs Bunny !
Q: What kind of wig can hear?
A: An earwig!
Q: How are foreign religions divided?
A: In sects
Q: Have you heard about the mother weevil who had twin sons….one of them went out to the west coast and became a big movie star and made lots of money, the other stayed home and did nothing but eat cotton and get on people’s nerves…needless to say that the one who stayed home was considered the lesser of the two weevils.
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito drops off you when you die!
Q: What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Q: What do ants take to relieve heartburn?
Q: What kind of bee makes milk?
A: A Boobie
Q: What bee is good for your health?
A: Vitamin bee
Q: What’s more dangerous than being with a fool?
A: Fooling with a BEE!!!
Q: What’s smarter than a talking parrot?
A: A spelling bee.
Q: What is the last thing to go through a bug’s mind when it hits your windshield?
A: It’s abdomen!
I just bought an ant farm, but the problem is finding tractors small enough for it!
Q. What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
A. A mosquito can fly, but a fly can’t mosquito
Q: What do you call 2 spiders who just got married?
Q.What did the spider do on the computer?
A. Made a website
Q. What did the butterfly get to drink at the bar?
A. A nectar on the rocks
Q. How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. No one knows. Every time the lights come on they scatter!!
Q: What do you call a bee born in May?
A: A Maybee
Q: Why did Mrs. Firefly get arrested?
A: For indecent exposure (flashing).
A West Virginia chemical company will open a $15 million insecticide unit to replace one that was destroyed in a 1993 explosion that released 45,000 pounds of toxins into the environment. Company officials said they are confident that they have finally gotten all the bugs out.
Ok I’m leading off todays blog with a bug joke! It actually leads into my thought of the month.
Q: How do you spot a modern spider?
A: He doesn’t have a web he had a website!
Times are changing, businesses have to adapt or get left behind. ProBest is like any business and we continue to seek out new ideas and services that are similar to Pest/Termite Control. Most of you know that we operate a Contract United States Post Office (what a great idea it is, now bringing at least 50 people to our door daily). We have a Do It Yourself Store (I never really thought this was a good idea but many folks like to do things themselves) and really who better to help a Do It Yourselfer than a Pest Control company like ProBest – we prevent pests everyday. We have changed our way of spreading the news - we are spending time on the World Wide Web with our website www.callprobest.com , by advertising on www.Kudzu.com , by producing a monthly newsletter, of course blogging and we have a online store.
Can you guess the way most of our business comes in? Referrals and we’ll talk about that soon.